        Our 23 Lions... the full England squad Goalkeepers: Joe Hart (Man City), Robert Green (West Ham), John Ruddy (Norwich) Defenders: Glen Johnson (Liverpool), Phil Jones (Man United), John Terry (Chelsea), Joleon Lescott (Man City), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Leighton Baines (Everton) Midfielders: Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Stewart Downing (Liverpool), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Gareth Barry (Man City), Frank Lampard (Chelsea), Scott Parker (Tottenham), Ashley Young (Man United), James Milner (Man City) Strikers: Wayne Rooney (Man United), Danny Welbeck (Man United), Andy Carroll (Liverpool), Jermain Defoe (Tottenham) Stand-by: Jack Butland (Birmingham), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Johnson (Man City), Daniel Sturridge (Chelsea) Who do yer fink he left out ???   CHAMPIONS! Manchester City score TWICE in injury time to snatch the title from arch rivals United on the craziest day ever Tottenham Hotspur A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. "Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue. You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.  Manchester United's new kit 'looks like a tea towel', say horrified fans  Manchester United fans have reacted with horror to the club’s new ‘Gingham’ kit to be worn by Sir Alex Ferguson’s team from next season. The chequered pattern on United’s famous red shirts is meant to be a nod to Manchester’s cotton industry at the time the club was formed in 1878. The kit, designed by Nike, carries the slogan: Forged in Industry, Made of Manchester. Torn off a strip: Manchester United's new gingham gear But fans leaving messages on United’s official Facebook page have compared it to a tablecloth or a tea towel. One wrote that it looks like ‘something Rupert the Bear would wear’. A club spokesman said: ‘It’s historical, unusual and a bit different. Gingham was invented in Manchester going back to when it was known for its cotton mills.’ I think its the Fergerson Clan Tartan  LIVERPOOL 4 CHELSEA 1  A man has been found dead in the river. He was wearing a Manchester United shirt, stockings, suspenders and high healed shoes. Police have removed the shirt to avoid any embarrassment to his family."  Who ate all the pies   WEST HAM 5  CARDIFF 0       GARY AND ME AT TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS TROPHY ROOM  
 CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE RULES TO THE BLACK DUDETHE TUG OF WAR RULESTwo equal teams pull on a rope. the team that pulls the other team past a marker is the winner Nowhere does it say PUSH
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